HOW WAS IT? WHAT DID YOU HAVE? TELL ME EVERYTHING!

I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SEE THIS.  Kaitlyn, it was so fucking INCREDIBLE.  I’ve eaten at a handful of Tom Colicchio’s restaurants & Michael Symon seriously gives him a run for his money.  We split a side order of the fried brussel sprouts first & there aren’t words for how good those mother fuckers taste.  Seriously.  Just…perfect.  I want to eat those every day of my life.  I got the duck confit & he got the porcini crusted sirloin & we both got the potatoes as our side.  That was easily the best steak I’ve ever tasted & the duck…THE DUCK.  It just melts in your mouth.  God damnit Kaitlyn you have to go.  Just go.  Now.  SO GOOD.

Also, I managed to blow out our candle via laughing.